Living in the New World
Back in 1917 America was sucked into what would be World War I. The war to end all wars. If it was the war to end all wars why did they have to give it a number? They gave it a number because in only twenty-four years Europe came begging and pleading again because them nasty old Germans were, yet again, acting like a bunch of Krauts! We took a short break and then we went into The “Cold” war on March 12, 1947 which lasted until December 3, 1989. And what was a “Cold” war? Again, pulling Europe out of the fire while the Russians, Chinese, and all the ships at sea developed a huge nuclear arsenal that they pointed right at us! When Russia discombomarated peace in our time was declared, which lasted about eleven years until Vladimir Putin took over the reins in Moscow. Ra Ra Raputin! Even though the Berlin Wall was flat and a children’s playground sat on top of Hitler’s bunker Europe started screaming, pissing, and slinging snot and even though we didn’t jump on Russia we put base